I want my GPS Voice to be Cecil Baldwin.
“Oh my God, so Carlos, perfect of hair and stature, called me the other day and—oh, you should have turned left five minutes ago. Sorry for the inconvenience. So Carlos—”
"There’s traffic ahead. You should take a [CENSORED BY THE NVSSP] into [CENSORED BY THE NVSSP] lane to get to your destination quickly. “
Did you read the comic? There aren’t any men in it.
i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry potter characters were assigned to write that much
but then i realized the paper i write on is 8.5 by 11 inches.
so a foot of parchment is the equivalent of like, a page and a half of paper.
they complained SO MUCH about essays that were like
a page and a half
get your shit together
It gets better when you realized they were actually complaining about writing a page long essay because the paper we write on is 11 inches long, not 8.5 inches long.