December 2010
I saw The Fighter last Friday
Excellent movie and if I might say so; Marky Mark was looking particularly fine with his buff shirtlessness. BUT Christian Bale just confused me the whole movie. He looks really weird when he doesn’t have his fat Batman face.
Snow?
Apparently it’s supposed to snow all over the state on Saturday. Do I think this is going to happen? Absolutely not. However, our weather man is convinced that we’re going to get a shit ton of snow (like, ten inches or something absurd like that). He was also really excited. If it does snow, it’ll be a legit Christmas miracle, especially since it’s actually really warm out...
Conservatives in the House kill a bill that would... →
fuckyeahfeminists:
The text of the bill does not mention abortion, contraception or family planning. Instead, it directs the president to make preventing child marriage a priority, especially in countries where more than 40 percent of girls under the age of 18 are married. The ways to do that, according to the bill: support educating communities on the dangers and health effects of child...
Dear Internet
I really, really miss you when I’m home.
Love, Your Biggest Fan
LMFAO(:
kpetrova-:
last-timearound:
I understand this
or this
or even these
BUT HOW THE F DID THIS HAPPEN??
ILOL YEHYJEHJYH WUT
DAAAAYYYYUUUUUMMMM.
happy things: COLLEGE →
momopotato: smartwentcrazy-: brittuh:
Every New Semester:
After First Week:
After Second Week:
Before the Mid-Term Test:
During the Mid-Term Test:
After the Mid-Term Test: Before the Final Exams: Once Get to Know the Final Exam Schedule: 7 Days Before the Final…
JENNIFER. The after midterm one is doing a variation of your jellyfish dance. Just thought I’d bring that to...
I have two new followers!
Yay!
Reblog if you're going to pass Harry Potter along...
Procrastination!!!
I should really be doing one of the following:
Studying for my Foundations to World Lit final (tomorrow @ 8am)
Packing to go home
Cleaning my room so that my mother won’t be horrified/disgusted by the state of my living conditions
Wrapping gifts that I bought yesterday
What I’m actually doing:
Interneting forever.
Anyone see the problem with this?
Watchsofarsoperfect:
“I gotta- I gotta- I gotta- I gotta pocket, gotta pocket fu- I gotta pock-.”
-Olive, Sunday Morning
I love this scene!
the patriarchy phrasebook →
humorlessfeminist:
Patriarchy: ‘He loved women’ Translation: ‘He fucked a lot of women’
Patriarchy: ‘You’re a feminazi/ bitch/ dyke/ delusional woman/ whore/ desperate for a fuck’ Translation: ‘I am threatened by your argument and am scared of you and it’
Patriarchy: ‘Smile, love!’ Translation: ‘Why are you not deferential to my masculinity?’
Patriarchy: ‘I’m not being racist/ sexist/...
Tumblr vs. Facebook (Perry the Platypus Version)
justbyputtingonasmile:
crystalmeth:
Someone adds you on Facebook:
Someone follows you on Tumblr:
Someone writes in your ask:
Lose a friend on Facebook:
Lose a follower on Tumblr:
Error on Facebook:
Error on Tumblr:
AAAAAAAAJAJAJAJAJAJA LA MEJORRRRR
Cat v. the Internet →
I am a paper writing CHAMP
I wrote 22 pages of assignment nonsense in the last 24 hours, for two different classes. I feel invincible! Now excuse me while I coma until eternity.
This.
Is torture. Sleep deprivation makes me very angry. And also tired. Where is my caffeine?
“We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams.”
Omegle
The most entertaining place to talk to people you don’t know.
Inception is out on DVD and Blu-ray today!
